Ok seriously…why wouldn’t the ladies love T.I.? First of all, he rolls in a burger joint, orders some wangs, and slaps a C on the counter, then busts out “Baby you can have Whatever you liiiiiikeeeeee!” For real. Second of all, his swagger so ill his ballers/toques stay on his head somehow and they just grazing like 10% of his dome. Look at the pic son!! Look at it!! He tilt’n his head towards the flop, but it just stays there…Just floppy as hell… Floppin mad…Flopitty Flop.
Mike Relm!! Sooo good. Yo, he tore it up last night pushin out creative mixes over two screens of clips and images. Suns of Boey represented Caly and started the night off with good beats to keep the waiting crowd entertained. Yo, I shoulda taken a pic of this dude, but at the beginning of the show, there was this guy kinda chillin off the side of the stage and he was totally a Mike Relm Decoy. At first I was gonna go talk to him, but then I was like “As if Mike is just gonna be hangin out off stage…” Then the real Mike came out…phew that woulda been embarrassing…who was that guy anyways… Read More »
Have you ever thought about how cool it would be to be able to shrink yourself to about the size of a piece of gum…then imagine all the fun you can have inside your house…like if you wanted to, you could just ride around in your Micro Machine of choice, whether it be a motorcycle or a Lambo…or if you were feeling adventurous, you could even jump off the kitchen counter with a ziplock bag and use it like a parachute… the possibilities are endless. What does this have to do with the Artlife Factory Party #2 you ask?…Well nothing really…I dont know why Read More »
Are you tired of sitting on the side lines watching people have fun on the dance floor? Are you sick of seeing Matt from the Water Polo Team roll up on Stephanie like it was his biznas and take her to the dance, and you couldnt cause you didnt know how to dance? (The names have been changed to protect the individuals involved in this unfortunate scenario.)
Well you dont have to chump it up anymore thanks to this video. Step by step instructions on how to master these key dance moves to impress anybody is here for your viewing. You will learn everything so fast that you can use it this weekend when you go to the clubs or go party. Blow away fancy B-Boys with their flipitty-Doo’s and their Smackitty-Flops, with your “Boogaloo” and your “Shuffling Chapelle Robot Walk/Action.”
If you pay the additional $450 to Hollars and Dollars, we will send you your very own Professional (White version) Dancer (Impersonator) to teach you right in the comfort of your own home. The HD$ operators are standing by. Hollar!!!
Seriously yo…what a crazy weekend…there is so much goin on, its not even funny…unless you roll up with them glasses with the nose and the mustache…thats always funny…but seriously…you gotta pick and choose what events your gonna roll up on.
Dont forget about Shad on Friday at Gateway…its gonna be dope. Dude knows how to rap more than you so maybe you should shut up and go tell yo grandma…what? you didnt say anthing? Well..damn…Im sorry for snapping at you..jJust go see Shad, but at the same time, you need to go see that “Rolling Perspectives show cause thats gon be dope too. Gallery’s and Boutique’s in Caly is gon be bumpin with photos and steezy people. All them Skateboard Photos from all across everywhere even Japan I heard…thats what “They” told me…Thats all on Friday Read More »
Etnies and Color Magazine has put together a show of Skaters shooting each other…with cameras…like photos…of their interpretation of what Skateboarding is. Now working across from the West Sideeee Canada to the East Sideeee, the works will be showcased in Calgary starting on September 26 for like 2 weeks I think…but I could be wrong…but Im sure about the September 26th part so keep reading… Read More »
Here you go! An event for you to attend on a fine Saturday night. Art, Drinks and packed with Humans.
Featuring the art, music and other things of:
The Grim Beat
Lesssound
Indiensoci
Kidd Champagne
Teddy Celebration
Jenner Zywotkiewicz
Anthony Spensley
Slavek Pytraczyk
Tiffany Wollman
Amanda Olsen
Trevor Discoe
Andrea Lothrop
Jonathan Crosson
Randy Gibson
Ryan McClure Scott
Meredith Angus
Sian Ramsden
Raphaelle Standell-Preston
Pay $5 at the door or do the secret handshake…just kidding…just give them the cash suckas.
Thats right kids! T-shirt number two is here. I wrote about it in the Sloan article because I thought I would just kill two birds with one stone, but seriously, this deserves its own post. So here it is. This time its a black one with the Balloon Dude at the bottom of the shirt just chillin doin what he does holdin some letters and stuff…you know how he do. Peep that ish! HD$ son!
Ok, so I went to see sloan tonight, and this is supposed to be about Sloan…but before I get into that…I have the “Hollars and Dollars T-Shirt #2″ for you to look at featuring the famous Balloon dude from Mista Kay Himself. Serious…its HD$ in full effect on a black American Apparel T, and its got a sick graphic on it. Im sure you will have fun in it.
I like it when people ask me weird things. Sometimes in my shop, people will roll in and be like “Hey…you guys open?”…and I’ll be like…”Uh…no I just like standing here on my days off with other customers inside, with the door open, and the lights on. Come back on Monday thanks!!” If I had the chance to talk to the artist at Ideal about his work, I may have asked him like “Hi…Did you do all this yourself?” or like “You thought this up in your head?”…but unfortunately my Read More »
