Yooooooo, its that time of year son where shreds show some of the bangers they hit up through the Video Premiers. Also 30 more days till you can actually Shralp the Gnar in real time…not like watching it on screen, but for real…with snow…
One coming up this weekend is the Rome Premier for “No Correct Way.” I read about the contest during the summer about picking the best song for this flick and something something, but I forgot about it. I wonder who won that…Oh ya, its at The Ship and Anchor at 9:30, this Sunday, October 12.
Its not really that I’ve been slacking, or that its been an uneventful month…but the article writing has slowed down for Hollars and Dollars at the end of Sept. One reason for the slow down is because I wanted to keep the Fashion T.I.P. at the top of my page cause that article is just awsome.
But another way of looking at it is that the days are getting shorter and shorter every year. With all the daylight savings and setting our clocks back and forth, the rise in gang wars, and global warming, the hours that make up our day is slowly melting away like our precious glaciers around the globe. Im no scientist, but Read More »
“Come into my house, your invited into my house…Entering the back of my house, welcoming you into my house…I’ve invited loads into my house, Loads of people come into my house…Let them drink inside of my house, make them smoke outside of my house!! Merrymaking, at my place baby, at my place!!
The day came to see Cadence Weapon and I was kinda feeling crappy…tired…sad…and emo…just kidding. More so the first two. But we still got the crew together, picked up Patro and Gigi, and Don (Tha Perch Crew) and went up to the Marquee. By the time I got there I was stoked again. But who the hell cares about how I was feeling…I know you don’t…
The opener for Cadence was Woodhands. They were really really good. I aint never heard of them before but they were solid. Just rocked it out on the Keytar…damn I wish I had one of those… Read More »
Ok seriously…why wouldn’t the ladies love T.I.? First of all, he rolls in a burger joint, orders some wangs, and slaps a C on the counter, then busts out “Baby you can have Whatever you liiiiiikeeeeee!” For real. Second of all, his swagger so ill his ballers/toques stay on his head somehow and they just grazing like 10% of his dome. Look at the pic son!! Look at it!! He tilt’n his head towards the flop, but it just stays there…Just floppy as hell… Floppin mad…Flopitty Flop.
Mike Relm!! Sooo good. Yo, he tore it up last night pushin out creative mixes over two screens of clips and images. Suns of Boey represented Caly and started the night off with good beats to keep the waiting crowd entertained. Yo, I shoulda taken a pic of this dude, but at the beginning of the show, there was this guy kinda chillin off the side of the stage and he was totally a Mike Relm Decoy. At first I was gonna go talk to him, but then I was like “As if Mike is just gonna be hangin out off stage…” Then the real Mike came out…phew that woulda been embarrassing…who was that guy anyways… Read More »
Have you ever thought about how cool it would be to be able to shrink yourself to about the size of a piece of gum…then imagine all the fun you can have inside your house…like if you wanted to, you could just ride around in your Micro Machine of choice, whether it be a motorcycle or a Lambo…or if you were feeling adventurous, you could even jump off the kitchen counter with a ziplock bag and use it like a parachute… the possibilities are endless. What does this have to do with the Artlife Factory Party #2 you ask?…Well nothing really…I dont know why Read More »
Are you tired of sitting on the side lines watching people have fun on the dance floor? Are you sick of seeing Matt from the Water Polo Team roll up on Stephanie like it was his biznas and take her to the dance, and you couldnt cause you didnt know how to dance? (The names have been changed to protect the individuals involved in this unfortunate scenario.)
Well you dont have to chump it up anymore thanks to this video. Step by step instructions on how to master these key dance moves to impress anybody is here for your viewing. You will learn everything so fast that you can use it this weekend when you go to the clubs or go party. Blow away fancy B-Boys with their flipitty-Doo’s and their Smackitty-Flops, with your “Boogaloo” and your “Shuffling Chapelle Robot Walk/Action.”
If you pay the additional $450 to Hollars and Dollars, we will send you your very own Professional (White version) Dancer (Impersonator) to teach you right in the comfort of your own home. The HD$ operators are standing by. Hollar!!!
Seriously yo…what a crazy weekend…there is so much goin on, its not even funny…unless you roll up with them glasses with the nose and the mustache…thats always funny…but seriously…you gotta pick and choose what events your gonna roll up on.
Dont forget about Shad on Friday at Gateway…its gonna be dope. Dude knows how to rap more than you so maybe you should shut up and go tell yo grandma…what? you didnt say anthing? Well..damn…Im sorry for snapping at you..jJust go see Shad, but at the same time, you need to go see that “Rolling Perspectives show cause thats gon be dope too. Gallery’s and Boutique’s in Caly is gon be bumpin with photos and steezy people. All them Skateboard Photos from all across everywhere even Japan I heard…thats what “They” told me…Thats all on Friday Read More »
Etnies and Color Magazine has put together a show of Skaters shooting each other…with cameras…like photos…of their interpretation of what Skateboarding is. Now working across from the West Sideeee Canada to the East Sideeee, the works will be showcased in Calgary starting on September 26 for like 2 weeks I think…but I could be wrong…but Im sure about the September 26th part so keep reading… Read More »
Yooooooo, its that time of year son where shreds show some of the bangers they hit up through the Video Premiers. Also 30 more days till you can actually Shralp the Gnar in real time…not like watching it on screen, but for real…with snow…
